If life gives you lemons, make mojitos!

I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs.

There’s never enough time for all the naps you want.

A tattoo is permanent; with a marriage you can more easily change your mind.

Done is better than perfect. Time for a martini.

Documenting little details of your everyday life becomes a celebration of who you are.

If you hear a different drummer, don’t march—dance!

Don’t know where to begin writing? Just throw up on paper.

Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.